Medusa and her blind boyfriend go out on their first date and he panics because he cant tell her she looks pretty so he says something really stupid like “I REALLY like snakes”
(i couldnt help myself okay) after that medusa talked about how snakes digest whole rodents and tiresias thought it was really weird but pretty cute (bonus points if u know tiresias’ myth bcuz lol snakes)
There has been some confusion with the rumor that Build-A-Bear is / is not actually getting a Toothless stuffed animal.
I work there and I can confirm it is true :)
We are! Happy Stuffing :)
HEAVY RAPID BREATHING
OMG THANK YOU. THANK YOU!!
OH MAN. OH GOD OH MAN
DAY BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY!!….if this doesn’t make it obvious I want one then there is a problem
Favorite missing book quotes → Ron’s dueling advice
#when you step back on their rivalry and think about it without draco’s shitty upbringing #it is actually fucking hilarious #they’re a little obssessed with each other #’I SWEAR IT’S FUCKING MALFOY WHO DID THE THING’ #’ARE YOU SURE HARRY MAYBE ITS-’ #’NO IT’S MALFOY’ #’smart brave courageous POTTER everyone thinks the sun shines out of his arse i hate him i hate him i hate him’ #’then why do you talk about him so much’ #’shut up goyle i’m explaining what a little shit potter is (via prongsmydeer)
I hate that they cut this
#this is why she doesn’t like magic #she may have been jealous when she was younger #but we never knew her when she was older and accepted her sister as a witch #she saw the bad in magic whereas everyone else only saw the good #she probably thought if she could keep harry from magic she wouldn’t have to remember losing her sister every time she saw him #she was also bullied by snape using magic when she was younger #it probably killed her to find out snape was one of the people behind her sisters death when lily trusted him so much
Literally nothing good came from magic for Petunia. First Lily being magical meant they were separated like nine months out of the year. Second her sister got married and moved to a magical village. Third, the one other magical person that Petunia knew got her sister killed. The end.
No no no no no stop it
Stop trying to make me pity/love characters I don’t likeyou should be happy to know that a character has depth
Actually, if you read on Pottermore, Petunia still didn’t really get along with Lily even when they were older. She didn’t even go to Lily’s wedding.